Sometimes, while observing life around me and where I go, I see things that make me laugh, and then makes me wonder. So I wrote some of them down and want to share them with you.

Quit putting your debit card in the ATM machine over and over. If there ain’t no money in there, it’s not going to change its mind and give you some….

It’s a main highway. I know you like to drive and looky loo at everything you have seen ten thousand times already, but please, pull over and let the rest of us by…

Stores are for shopping. Not family reunions. While you and your 18 cousins and five friends and two aunts are enjoying some good conversation and catching up, you have the main aisle blocked and at a standstill. Try using your cellphone, or write letters…

While you are telling the guy at the Subway all about your last hospital stay, and how your wife left you cause you talked too much about your last hospital stay, the rest of us are waiting to get our sammich. Get your sammich and go eat it so we can too…

Stop taking your kiddies to the toy department and leaving them and then going about your shopping, then coming back to get your kiddies, who by this time have destroyed the toy aisles and several toys, and then heading out like nothing is wrong. It’s a store, not a babysitting service. And you wonder why the sales clerks look at you with dagger eyes…

Stop sharing that picture of money on your Facebook page that says you will indeed come into money if you share that same picture. If that worked, everyone would be rich. All it does is get someone who put that picture on there on a dare bragging rights, and making the rest of us laugh at you…

If your palm is itching, you are not going to get money either. All it means is you have an itchy palm. Put some of that anti-itch cream on it and it will go away. Or keep scratching and hoping to get some money. You’ll end up with a sore palm and no money for bingo…

I am diabetic now. That means I don’t get to eat all those sugary rich foods that you do. So stop telling me about them and making my mouth water for something I can only dream about eating. Especially all those pies and cakes and desserts made with cream cheese and graham crackers and sugar and whipped cream and… on second thought, go ahead and tell me about them. I can visualize realllllly good…

Did you know that there are two lanes on the bypass for a reason? One is for slower traffic, and the other for passing the slower traffic. If you are driving slow in the fast lane, you are right beside another person who is driving slow in the slow lane and you have about 20 cars behind you saying things about you and that’s why your ears are burning. Quit daydreaming about summer and get over so traffic won’t be gridlocked. Then we won’t talk about you like a dog…

Maybe consider not wearing those light colored jogging pants you bought twelve years ago that don’t fit right anymore. They are way too tight cause you have gained a few pounds and show the rest of us things we would rather not see or think about. Also, you might end up on the Internet on some picture page under the title of people who wear light colored jogging pants that don’t fit right anymore…

You guys should think about pulling your pants up and not showing the rest of us what size, color, shape, etc. of underwear you have on, along with the possibility of seeing you don’t practice very good personal hygiene. It’s not sexy, it’s not cool, and it went out of style many years ago. I don’t know who started that style, but I’m sure it was somebody who was just too lazy to pull their pants up. Might make you walk better too…

Just a few thoughts that go through my mind and I’m sure they go through yours too. All in good fun, but with some seriousness attached too.

Be good to your pets and hug your momma today. She might need it.